A joke for Jake.

Hey Jake! Wanna hear a joke?

Have you heard the one about the three dogs?

Dogs?!? Did you say dogs?

No, Jake. It’s a joke. A joke about dogs. Just chill and listen.

Three handsome male dogs are walking down the street when they see a beautiful, enticing, female Poodle. The three male dogs fall all over themselves in an effort to be the one to reach her first, but end up arriving in front of her at the same time. The males are speechless before her beauty, slobbering on themselves and hoping for just a glance from her in return.

Aware of her charms and her obvious effect on the three suitors, she decides to be kind and tells them “The first one who can use the words “liver” and “cheese” together in an imaginative, intelligent sentence can go out with me.”

The sturdy, muscular black Lab speaks up quickly and says “I love liver and cheese.”

“Oh, how childish,” said the Poodle. “That shows no imagination or intelligence whatsoever.”

She turned to the tall, shiny Golden Retriever and said “How well can you do?”

“Ummmm…I HATE liver and cheese,” blurts the Golden Retriever.

“My, my,” said the Poodle. “I guess it’s hopeless. That’s just as dumb as the Lab’s sentence.”

She then turns to the last of the three dogs and says, “How about you, little guy?”

The last of the three, tiny in stature but big in fame and finesse, is the chihuahua, with a certain accent. He gives her a smile, a sly wink, turns to the Golden Retriever and the Lab and says…

“Liver alone. Cheese mine.”

Yeah, I thought you’d like that one.

Nothing like a good cheesy joke.

Hope you’re having a great day. Have a good (clean) joke to share?

(BTW, author of the above joke is unknown to me.)

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  1. 1

    Angie B says

    hahahahaha—good one! Makes me think of the chihuahua in one of Jen’s movies, “Oliver & Company”. This will be a fine addition to her kindergarten repertoire of jokes. :) Beautiful pics of darling Jake btw.

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    Wei-Wei says

    Hahah silly jokes like that make me giggle! The lovely photos of your beautiful dog definitely made my night. :)


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    cbp says

    I needed that cheesy joke and I love the way you captured Jake’s expressions! The first picture is exactly the way he looks when you say “Hey, Jake”! The second looks like he’s really contemplating what you’re saying and as for the third… he looks just like he’s laughing himself silly. :) I think he liked that cheesy dog joke as much as I did!

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    Hehehe. And Jake’s smile is infectious.

    Here’s mine:
    Two blondes walk into a building…………

    you’d think at least one of them would have seen it.

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    Dawn says

    That was so great! I love Jake’s laugh…definitely infectous and definitely needed.

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    Oh ha ha, ho ho. That’s a cute one.

    I’m going to go tell my dogs some jokes and see what they think. If we come up with any good ones, I’ll let ya know! 😉

  7. 13

    Lucas Pennell (six 1/2 years old son of Chase) says

    What kind of bird writes letters?

    A pen-guin

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    Lucas Pennell (six 1/2 years old son of Chase) says

    Hi I am Lucas-here again. I have one more joke to share. I made this one up on my own

    What did the knot say to the untied strings?

    Would you please untie me-I am getting sick :(

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