You’ve got something on your shirt, sweetie.”

“Yes, Mom, that’s toothpaste. And guess what Mom…”

“I’ve got a lizard on my head too. It’s the latest thing.”


Lizard on my head,
Lizard on my head,
Lookin’ so cool, with a lizard on my head.

Toothpaste on my shirt,
And I haven’t made my bed,
But I’m lookin’ really cool with this lizard on my head.


And look! There goes my cat with a lizard on her head.

And she’s purring.

Dang Larry, you’re not gettin’ on me.

I’m outta here.